Raising children has taught me a lot about religion & politics.
1. My life has had too many happy accidents for me not to believe in a creator
2. Sometimes it is necessary to lie to the "people" for their own good. Chicken nuggets will make you grow strong...
3. This is a dictatorship disguised as a democracy. You can eat your chicken nuggets or you can go to bed. You do have choices...
4. Rule by fear. If you don't eat your chicken nuggets we will never buy chicken nuggets again.
5. God punishes the wicked. Mostly through naughty kids who constantly fight & throw tantrums.
6. There is a time for every season- to love, to shake your head in frustration, to cry on the back step, to be thankful....that you didn't have triplets!
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Religion & politics
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Well said! LMBO!
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